it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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