just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
3pm strippers are depressing
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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