That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i don't like sucking hair
I hate all girls vehemently.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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