you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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