if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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