Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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