I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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