Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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