So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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