Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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