just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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