So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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