you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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