Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
