The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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