so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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