Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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