do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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