Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i love accidental penises.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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