Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Your tits are I can't wait for
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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