Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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