I hate all girls vehemently.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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