I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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