you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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