How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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