we have pet lesbian snakes
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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