Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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