I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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