Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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