Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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