how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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