How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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