Sry I called you an 8
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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