Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I am morally bankrupt
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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