I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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