the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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