I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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