Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm having to shit out rocks
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
