just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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