so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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