The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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