Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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