Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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