I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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