Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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