so that wasnt chicken after all
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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