My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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