Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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