so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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