...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we're making bets on your personal life
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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