pop tarts are not kleenex
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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