yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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