pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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