We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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