The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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