I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
