She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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