If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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