She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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