I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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